QUIZ: are you a pimp or just another regular joe?

1) When you meet a lady for the first time, the first thing you say is:

a. How much you think you could pull on the corner?

b. Well hello sugar, whadda you wash them pants with? Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

c. A/S/L??

d. Ahh baby, you fine. And you've a nice ass, too.

e. Hello. My name is [fill in the blank], how are you?

2) When dressing for a night on the town you wear:

a. Blue jeans a shirt, what else is there?

b. Night on the town? Oh you must mean a gaming session... well you know, the usual.

c. Nothing but the best, polyester is the way to be.

d. Suit and tie, gotta dress to impress.

e. I'd rather stay in and chill.

3) Kissing on the first date?

a. I like to take my time

b. Well if she's diggin you

c. Kiss her neck then take it below the belt

d. I would, but I've never dated a girl

e. What the hell are you talking about? Date a girl, that's so 80's

4) What kind of women are you attracted to?

a. Nice face, body isn't much important

b. Due to drug use, so skinny you can see every bone in her body

c. Physically fit, but not buff

d. Supermodel body, who cares about the face

e. Any woman is good enough

5) How do you spend your Friday nights?

a. At clubs trying to score

b. Hanging out with some friends

c. On the streets drinkin' malt likka' from a brown bag

d. On the computer

e. Kickin it at the mall, looking for ladies

6) When in the sack your talk is most similar to:

a. uhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah baby

b. You wanna take it in the butt? Oh yeah, of course, you be a pretty bitch n' shit like that

c. snorrrrrrrrrrr, aahh this is a good wet dream

d. woooooooooooo, who's yo' daddy, beeeeeeeeeeotch

e. click click, who needs sleep with this new video game?

7) You went to school to:

a. Get a degree

b. Party, a whole lot

c. Meet new and interesting people

d. Pickup the ladies

e. Ho's, ho's and a couple more ho's

8) You favorite tv show is:

a. Friends

b. Pimps up, Ho's down

c. X-Files

d. Sex in the City

e. Simpsons